pEE IN THE SOP.

• Artist: quimp
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• Date: 08/09/2009
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One time I went to the movie theatre,and this girl came up to me when I was ready to order.

"Why hello,what would you like to order"
"tomaetoe soup like always. 4laugh !"
"We dont have it." stare
"Have what?" question
"Tomatoe soup.Obviously" mad
"Well there goes your tip sassy." evil
"Fine now what do you want"
"God just make it soup."

And the lady gave me pea soup.

"I dont want no pee in me soup!"I screamed.

I left the table with out paying or anything.

Then I fled down the street towards the hotel.

And in me room waz no sheet on the bed.

So I called the front desk and dey didnt pick up.

So I s**t on the bed myself.

WAIT FOR CHAPTER 2!

Comments

[Ichibuu]

Italians have heavy accent well some of them. So Piece sounded like Piss. Fork sounded like ******** and sheet sounded like s**t.

[Ichibuu]

Oh lol... Is this like the Italian guy? He goes like.. "I went to a hotel and there was no sheet on my bed, so i asked the maid to put sheet on my bed. But she said No! you dont sheet on your bed! Next time, I went to a restaurant i had a knife, a spoon but no fork! So i asked the waiter that i want a fork on my table. He said everybody wants to ********. No no no he didnt understand i said i want a FORK on the table. Next time there was a waitress she gave me 1 piece of toast but i wanted 2 piece.

[Becca_dactyl]

Rofl very imaginative experience, dearie.