• The word love is defined many ways, most of them are defined by personal preference. People have “loved” one another for years, whether it is through holy matrimony or consummation. For many years I thought that there was one true definition of love. Now it seems to have just become an...How would you define Love?
    I would define love as an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses! But joking aside, I would define love in such a way as to say that to love someone truly means not... People are always trying new and lazier ways to find a mate…even if only for one night. They have more and more Love and Match type websites every day! But for the lazy I-don’t want to risk-being-hurt-by-a-ten-cent-hooker mama’s boy they have a mail-order-bride catalog! (What The Fornication in a hand-soap? “Have your bride come equipped with all the newest features, including a 40’ plasma screen with Dolby digital 5.0 surround! You can even have your old wife sent in to be pimped! Trick-out your old ball-n-chain with new pumps, and shocks, we’ll give the ol’ girl a tune-up while we’re at it; and We’ll do an oil change no extra charge! Some assembly required.”)In all honesty, do you really think you can just buy the love of your life? If so, then try doing it on ebay, it’s a lot cheaper than buying from stock!
    They also have these types of website on social websites such as facebook, myspace, myyearbook, tagged, hi5, etc…

    But on to a new order of buisness, This is random, ain't it?

    Sport, a man’s true best friend! (Sorry Fido, but you’re bum outta luck!) This is not anything that is new to you, the reader, Mr. Anderson. As you may well know, sport has been around for centuries! The main concept is to brutally beat your opponent into a pulp and not get arrested for it!
    The same is shown throughout the major civilizations in history! Take the gladiators for example; they were literally convicted felons, murderers, rapists, etc...and they were put into the Colosseum where they actually beat the living daylights out of the opponent, leaving the opponent just a shell of the person he once was.
    Isn’t it just a great concept? Rugby is a great game though.
    Now ever notice that some of the most boring games are the games that are considered Civilized?
    So where does this leave poor Fido? It leaves Fido a homeless, mangy, squalid, shell of the former handsome pooch he once was.
    So in conclusion, Can’t touch this!