• Let's face it, people on cell phone are the new pests of the landscape. It's no secret that they are loud and present everywhere you go. Restaurants, movies, family gatherings, and all public places. It's expected to see them at school and so forth but honestly, I'm sick of it. I'm tired of being forced to eavesdrop on strangers as they continue to blab to their homies about their school work or occupation. I don't care about your life and I'm sure they'd say the same to me.
    I've decided that this ruiner of peace and everyday serenity should be quelled. How can such a menace be stopped in its tracks? Phone booths. It's simple, obvious, and easily to direct traffic to. Got an urgent conversation with your man friend? Go to the phone booth! Intricate details of the inner workings of your mundane life? Phone booth! Need a quick pick me up from your mother? Booth! Why didn't we think of it before?!
    Isolating conversations to the confines of a booth would make my life more enjoyable and allow me to focus on the tasks at hand while not suffering from interruptions from Ms. Chatty Kathy or Mr. I'maDickonthePhone. I think this measure should be set into motion immediately in order to ensure my sanity as well as keep my quick wit and searing comments in check. No one wants to be in the line of fire when I decide to make a quip about their douchiness. Seriously.