How to kill a vampire

• Artist: Blonde Boi33
• Description: Killing a vampire
• Date: 03/08/2009
• Tags: kill vampire

Do you have problems with vampires??? I will tell you how to get rid of them.

Step 1 draw there attention by telling them your blood type.
Step 2 by grabbing a steak out of the fridge and putting it over the heart and hammering it with a hammer(of course), Or giving it garlic like in a pizza, or letting them suck the blood of the dead that will kill them Or not...
step 3 grabbing the body put concrete blocks on the feet of the vampire and throwing it in a river or lake.

Do you get bullied by vampires at school??? This is how to go mortal kombat on there a**.

Step 1 fight them with hand to hand combat only aim for face and gutt.
Step 2 light them on fire (Or shank them your choice)
Step 3 Do every thing from how to get rid of vampires
Step 4 Flash them with light that will kill`em burning_eyes

Comments

[Frost326]

wow ... this just hurts my brain when I read this, ow I'm sorry brain I'll take you away so you can recover.

[IzayasFun]

its nice to see the stupid of the world is growing...maybe one day one of you will kill the world will a nuclear bomb.

[Lady Xelles]

that's...so pathetic and insulting on so many levels.

[Trixie_bites]

haha,can't kill me- sence im 1/3 vamp 1/3 werewolf 1/3 ghost
try flame me on fire i'll just walk right though it and hurt u
and as for mi sliver arm ,it doesn't burn for me , i laugh at u more cuz i can walk in d sun ,1/3 human turned vamp that human blood was hunter -kill vamps ,were wolfs, ghosts(trust me a will kill u before u kill it) ,all those wonderful creatures..but mi rule is that if they do harm to good(deadmeat) if they fight bad guys (awsome!)

[J-Dx1]

How insulting, I'm offended by your immature human dumbness, GAH!

[Vampire Red Rose]

Im a vampire and thats really not funny.

[Deadly FireCracker]

....um.........