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-night time as the fog rolls in and shreak yell comes from bath house-
Bommy: AYEEEEEEEE!
John: ~knocks down the door to Bommy's room~ whats going on?!
Bommy: ~points at a raccoon~ he ate my last pancake! ~starts to cry~
John: it's ok ill get you a new pancake!
Bommy: NO!
John: WHAT?!
Bommy: its not the same... that pancake... was made... BY THE PANCAKE GOD!
John: ~stares blankly~ pancake.... god?
Bommy: don't tell me you haven't heard of him!
John: ~confused~ uuuuh no....?
Bommy: well either way... THAT RACCOON MUST BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!
Rose: ~walks in slow-mo~ did somebody say... justice?
John&Bommy: ~stares at rose~
Rose: what? cant a girl have a cool opening once in a while?
John: nope...
Bommy: now i was saying... that raccoon needs to be brought to justice!
~points at blank spot at the floor~
John: what raccoon?
Bommy: ~turns around and eye's flame up~ THATS IT! WHOEVER BRING'S IN THAT RACCOON GET 20$!
Bill: ~charges through the wall~ 20$ you say? IM ON IT!
Bommy,John,&rose: ~stares at Bill blankly~
Bommy: you're fixing that wall Bill...
-later that day in the forest-
Bill: ~presses walkie talkie button~ alright target in sight
Rose: ~presses walkie talkie button~ affirmative!
John: you guys are right next to each other why do you have to use the walkie talkie
Rose&Bill: DON'T JUDGE ME!
John: oooookay then...? freaks....
Bill: target is approaching the trap...
Rose: just.... a.... little... more....
Raccoon: ~picks up bait and walks away~
Rose,Bill,&John: ~are surprised~ NO ******** WAY!
John: ~steps on trap and trap springs him into a net in the air~
Bill: ~stares blankly~ that raccoon is smart...
Raccoon: ~laughs and runs off~
-later in the forest once again-
Bill: ~aims sniper scope at raccoon~ i got the shot give me your orders...
Rose: wait for it.... waaaait for it.... waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiit... WAAAAAAAAAIT!
John: just shoot the damn thing...
Rose: NO! DONT SHOOT!
Bill: ~is confused~
John: SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT NOW!
Rose: NO DON'T SHOOT!
John: SHOOOOOT IT!
Bill: AAAAAAAH! ~aims the gun at both john and rose and shoots them with
tranqulizer darts~
Raccoon: ~looks up and runs off~
John&rose: ~collapses from tree and falls on face~
John: no mommy i dont want to go to school yet!
Bill: damn he got away!
-even later... i mean this is like 3 a.m.-
Bill: ~stares through night vision goggles at the raccoon~
John: alright we got him this time... ~stares at big cage and smiles~
Raccoon: ~eats the bait and the cage falls~
Rose: ~springs the trap and catches the raccoon~
Bill: WE GOT HIM!
Raccoon: ~stares at them and then runs through the bars of the cage~
John: crap... i told you we should of stuck with the smaller cage! but noooooo! bill wanted
the big one!
Bill: don't blame me you're the one that went with the idea in the first place!
Rose: SHUTUP! we need a new plan!
John: you're right... all this fighting is getting us nowhere... so rose... you wanna come
back to my place?
Rose: ~smacks John on the head~ Bill is the only one for me!
Bill: ~stares blankly~ i... hate... you...
-later...around noon'-
Bill: ok... this is our last chance...
Rose&John: RIGHT!
Bill: now lets do this!
Bill,Rose,&John: ~puts hands together~ BREAK!
Bill,Rose,&John: ~looks at the raccoon with fire in their eyes~
Pier: ~walks up~ THERE YOU ARE PIER JR.! ~picks up raccoon~
Bill,Rose,&John: ~stare blankly at pier~
Pier: I've been looking for you forever! so you've been hanging out with these
weirdos have you? well... lets show them... how... STRANGE WE ARE! ~simply enfuego starts
playing and Pier and Pier jr. starts dancing to the beat~
John: ohemmgee... I LOVE THIS SONG! ~starts dancing along~
Rose,&Bill: ~stares blankly~
Bill: ~shrugs~ if you cant beat em... join em! ~starts dancing along too~
Rose: you're all freaks... ~gives them all a cold stare~ im going home...
To be Continued...?
- Title: the adventures of nothing p.3
- Artist: Nerozera
- Description: threqual to my awsome story line >=)
- Date: 09/10/2008
- Tags: adventures nothing
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Comments (2 Comments)
- King Exseada - 12/24/2008
- um sorry that i can't find the funny in the story. i don't really like how ya did it.
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- lolartist01 - 12/14/2008
- It is funny, humorous. One thing that bothers me, the "staring blankly". It si funny but when the phrase is repeated six times, it kind of gets old. On the whole it seems like a good, cheesy, funny story about a. . . raccoon eating a pancake made by the "pancake god..."
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