• Its been three day sence Itachi found out he was losing his sight, so to cure his problem Leader sent Kakuzu, unwillingly, to buy Itachi some high-quality contacts.

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    Kakuzu: I dont see why we had to buy the most expensive pair stare

    Hidan: Its what Leader wanted, so deal with it dumb s**t.

    Itachi comes walking in with his hand hanging out of his cloak

    Hidan: Hey Itachi doing that makes you look like a retard xp

    Itachi: Bite me.

    Itachi stops walking.

    Itachi: NO BODY MOVE! *Deidara runs in pushing Itachi over*

    Deidara: ARE WE UNDER ATTACK, UN!? (Hey I thought you died neutral )

    Itachi: *slowly stands up, franticly looking around* Worse.

    Kakuzu: WERE BACKRUPT!! gonk

    Itachi: WORSE!

    Hidan: JASHIN IS NO MORE!? gonk

    Itachi: A THOUSNAD TIMES WORSE!!!!

    Dramatic pause

    Itachi: I droped my contact.

    Tobi runs in

    Tobi: WE GONNA DIE!!! gonk *runs in circles everywhere*

    Itachi: STOP MOVING!! scream *chases him out*

    Everyone falls down

    Hidan: GOD DAMNIT ITACHI! I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT YOU DUMB ********! scream

    Deidara: What a waste, un. stare

    Kakuzu: ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS! IF IT BREAKS I WIL HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER ONE! FIND THAT CONTACT!! scream *pulls a magic lever from nowhere*

    wahmbulance WARNING WARNING! ABOUT TO LOSE MONEY! wahmbulance

    Deidara:. . . . When did we get that, un?

    Kakuzu: Just got it, nifty, eh? 3nodding

    Hidan: You hav to be shitting be. Doesnt that warning cost money?

    Kakuzu: Oh s**t!

    Kakuzu goes balistic, making Itachi come back, and starts to rampage and breaks down a wall reveling Kisame in the shower

    Kisame:. . . . DO YOU MIND!! scream

    -x-

    To this day, Kakuzu, Deidara, and Hidan have gone blind due to the horor of the sight of Kisame's nudness. But Itcahi was ok because he couldnt see well in the fisrt place.
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    Lucky son of a b***h xd