• I used to hangout with a kid named Daniel who suffered from some rare disease that involved episodes of unbearable stomach pains. He described the pain as getting stabbed in the stomach repeatedly, and they were often triggered when he was upset or nervous.

    One day during 9th grade English class, we had to complete an in-class assignment. Our workbook actually had the answers to all of the odd questions in the back and ¾ into the school year, the teacher, Mr. Jones, still had no idea.

    Mr. Jones: Daniel, what did you come up with to question #3?
    Daniel: Well, umm, ugh…I’m not sure if my answer is right.
    Mr. Jones: It’s okay; just tell the class what you wrote down.
    Daniel: …Answers may vary?

    The class erupted in laughter and Mr. Jones just stands there trying to figure out what the hell is going on. It finally dawns on him about the answers being in the back of the book, and he starts laughing at Daniel too. All of this commotion provoked daniels disease, and he fell to the floor crying in pain. An ambulance actually had to be called...
    Bahahaha!!