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]Our Funny Language heart
We'll begin with box,the plural is boxes.
But the plural of ox should be oxen not oxes.
One fowl is goose,but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose,is never meese.
You may find a lone of mouse or a whole nest of mice.
But the plural of house is houses not hice
If the plural of man is always men
Why shouldn't the plural pan be called pen?
the cow in the plural may be called cows or kine,
but a bow if repeated is never bine
and he plural of vow is vows not vine
and if i speak one foot and you show me two feet
and if i give you a boot would a pair be called beet?
if one tooth and a whole set are teeth
why shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?
if the singular is this and the pluarl these
should the plural of kiss even keese?
we speek brother and also of brethren
but imagine we say mother we never say mothren
the masculine pronouns are he,his,him
but imagine feminine she,shis,shim!
so english,i think you will agree
is the funniest language you ever did see biggrin
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- by aimluvsPINK05 |
- High School Flashback
- | Submitted on 07/17/2009 |
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- Title: Our Funny Language
- Artist: aimluvsPINK05
- Description: i choose this because its full of educational words that help you to express and anderstand and you don't know that you're laughing :D
- Date: 07/17/2009
- Tags: funny language
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Comments (4 Comments)
- Bai-li Roze - 10/22/2011
- did u make this poemish thing up? o_o
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- kelbee1001 - 02/19/2010
- lolz thats very true
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- leeonardo1 - 08/24/2009
- I really like that, it's very 100% true. Haha. I couldn't stop laughing. 5/5
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- Annalisa Frank - 07/18/2009
- I agree English is quite a silly language lol xD 5/5
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