• Characters:
    Ms_SasoriiUchiha-L
    NateRivers98-Near1
    LLawlietXNear-Near2
    iPedoSaurus-Near3
    MattJeevas66-Matt
    MelloYello3547-Mello
    DarkElmo1999-El

    Story starts...NOW!:

    Mello: Tally ho!
    Me: Matt, Mello. Jump on a Near's back! *jumps on Near 1's back*
    Mello: *jumps on Near 2's back*
    Matt: *jumps on Near 3's back*
    Me: Ya! *Whips Near1's back*
    Near1: Nay! Nay! *runs to WalMart with me on his back*
    Matt, Mello, and other two Nears: *Do the same*
    L: Hey! What about me?!
    Me: Use the foooooooooooooooooooooooorce!
    L: *uses force* Zinga Linga Chimmichanga! *obtains wings on back* *starts flying* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    When they arive at Wal Mart...
    Matt: What do we do now?
    Me: We do pointless stuff! Follow me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Mello: What do we do now?
    Me: Let's split up! I call MarshMello! *grabs Mello*
    Matt: My Mellz! *grabs Mello*
    Me: *gets a plastic light saber* I challenge you to a duel!
    Matt: *gets a plastic light saber* Bring it!
    Matt & I: *dueling*
    Mello: *backs away*
    Random Guy: *says to Mello* Helloooooooo there, sweet stuff. Wanna go on a date with me? How about it babe?
    Mello: I'm a dude! *hits random guy with a llama*
    Random Guy: *flying away due to infliction of llama* I know you waaaaaaaaaaaant meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
    RLG (random little girl): *points at L* Hey mommy. That guy has wings and no shoes!
    L: *turns around and accidently hits girl with wings* Hm?
    RLG: Owie! Mommy!
    Random little girl's mom: Oh no you didn't! *hits L with her purse many times*
    L: OW! OW! OW! What's in there?! Rocks?!
    RLGM: YEAH!!!!!
    L: *runs away*
    With Matt & I...
    Me: You are strong, I must admit. But I am sorry I must bring reenforcements!
    Matt: Wait, what?
    Me: I summon RETARDED WOMBATS!!!!!!!!
    Matt: What the---
    REATARDED WOMBATS: MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP. *going towards Matt*
    Matt: Nooooooooooooooo!
    RETARDED WOMBATS: *topple over Matt*
    Me: Now where's my Mello? *looking for Mello* *cannot find Mello* WHERE'S MELLO?!
    RTG (random teenage guy,(not the guy who flirted with Mello)) : *passes by*
    Me: YOU!
    RTG: Who? Me?
    Me: Yeah, you! You took Mello away from me!
    RTG: Who?
    Me: You know who!
    RTG: What----
    Me: Don't lie to me!
    RTG: But----
    Me: Besmite you! *makes RTG dissapear*
    People: *staring*
    Me: *walk away casually*
    With Mello...
    Mello: Lalalala----- *Someone grabs Mello and covers his mouth* MMMGHMPMMPMMPMGPGHMHPMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    To be continued....
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    Me: WOOT! I MADE PART 2! Plus, I made this one with a cliff hanger. :3
    The Nears: We were barely in this one. We only had one part.
    Me: Maybe I should kick you guys out, hmmmm?
    The Nears: *silent*
    Mello: What happened to me? Tell me!
    Me: Nu! Oh, yeah, rate and comment please! Also comment if you want me to put only one Near or no Nears!
    The Nears: WHAT?!
    Me: I will also make a christmas special of this series. 'Kay, Bye!