• So, one year, I was in the war. It wasn't a major war. It was the war against Antarctica. It was some crazy shizzit. So, I was in this war. It was caused by the Russians, you know. It was the Cold War. The Russians made this penguin colony on Antarctica or some stuff. And me and my homeboys were like, "Oh, no, NEYOGGUH!" So, we took a road trip to Antarctica with some cackhead named Joe. And we got there, and we were like, WTF! Because it was like... the march of the penguins or something. Anyway, we had all of our guns and all, and we started shooting. But, the penguins wouldn't die. They pulled out AK-47s and a few Five-SeveNs, and we were like, "Oh, -insert massive censor here-!!!" So, we hopped in Joe's pimp-mobile and we drove back to America. But, the penguin army followed us. And then, I called up my homeboy, the f'ing Unicorn. And the f'ing Unicorn came and ate those little girls, making the White Tiger an endangered species of animals. Soon after, the dinosaurs went extinct and the world went to the dumps. The end.