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a happy day in the cullens household which was suprisingly quiet, but soon to be loud. Just then, Carlisle made an anouncement " Esme and I ...... wait Emmett why are you wearing rosalie's clothes, OMG! my son is gay". Then Emmett says " Im not gay! i just want to know how girl clothing feels". Carlisle then says " ok thats weird, well then back to the anouncement Esme and I are going hunting for a week and will were gone Bella is going to be in charge". Everyone nodded and when Esme and Carlisle left everyone smiled evily at Bella and Bella said" we are not going to have a part im in charge so everyone has to listen to me!". Then everyone said" please Bella we won't make a mess" then she finally agreed and then before you know it there were alot of people in the cullen household. Emmett went crazy that he jumped out the window wearing a chicken suit and saying " im a chicken!! and i can fly!!" when rosalie said " chickens dont fly" Emmett was screaming!! when everyone finally left emmett was drunk and kept on saying "dramallama!!". Rosalie came and slaped Emmett and everyone noticed that she was wearing a bathing suit the whole time. The next day, Bella woke up and Alice was right in front of her, she blinked and said " what Alice" and alice said " lets all go shopping!!" "fine lets go". They all went to the mall and emmett said " lets get mcdonalds" and jasper said " we dont even eat" "well i still want some" "no" "yes" "your going to throw up" " well i still want some". they kept on arguing when bella said to stop. They both stoped and said sorry then they went to build a bear workshop and everyone got a bear of their own. Then alice said "lets go to victorias secret" and the boys said "oh yea". When they got to the store they saw a sign that says " wear a bra to get 50% off" they turned around and saw the girl were taking off their shirts and pants. The boys had their eyes wide eek and saw alot of girls doing that and Alice said "dont come in!". The first thing they did is come in and Alice said " what are you doing?" and they said " looking for Esme a present" and she said " ok". the next day the boys open their eyes and said " what happened?" and Bella said " you fainted by seeing alot of half naked girls" and emmett said " Yes! that was real" and the girls slaped them.
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- by Fancy twilightgirl101 |
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- | Submitted on 04/16/2009 |
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- Title: the cullens funniest moments
- Artist: Fancy twilightgirl101
- Description: carlisle and esme left to go hunting and the rest of the family starts doing random stuff
- Date: 04/16/2009
- Tags: cullens funniest moments
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Comments (5 Comments)
- Annabeth1 - 12/26/2009
- um maybe u should consider revising cause it jumps around too much. but i still liked the main idea so im giving u a 4 and i usally dont go higher then 3 so that is good keep it up
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- Blackmarket Babies - 07/28/2009
- No.
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- lexi2197 - 07/15/2009
- That was. . . odd.
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- Bleeding Cyanide - 04/18/2009
- Im not a fan of Twilight.. Sorry but I'm not. But it still ok smile
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- XxDreamyGirlxX - 04/17/2009
- i really enjoyed but its not the right style to go with the real books still good tho
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