yo mamma jokes

• Artist: tacoman434
• Description: the title says it all
• Date: 10/05/2008
• Tags: mamma jokes

yo mamma so dum she threw a rock at the ground and missed. yo mamma so fat jabba the hut said DAAAAAAAMN. yo mamma so stuiped she brought a spoon to the super bowl. yo mamma so old her birth cirtifacat says expired. yo mamma so greasy she used bacon as a band aid. yo mamma so stuiped she thaught a quarter-back was a refund. yo mamma so stuiped when she jumped out the window she went up. yo mamma so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up. yo mamma so ugly they dinit give her a costume when she tried out for starwars. yo mamma so skinny she has to were a belt with spandex. yo mamma so fat when she put on a red shirt and went outside people started yelling HEY KOOL AID!.yo mamma so hairy she makes chubaka look bald

Comments

[Fraulein Blu]

agrees with redmoon

[Little Milkflower]

This is just dumb. These jokes are insulting to all mothers. Are you so dumb to know that without YOUR mom you wouldn't be walking around and breathing right now? -1000000000/5

[DeleteThis191919]

This filth does not belong in the writing areanas. It is for lititure, not for garbage. These unorigional distasteful joke dirty the name of gaia's writing areana. I give you a 1/5.

[Clapper Cheeks]

yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.

Don't steal <3

[Something Orignal]

yo mamma jokes are so orignal. trust me.

[olddaysgone]

I can tell u like starwars this was hilarious