• This is ANOTHER story of what happened before the end of the world. All of the original characters are in this story.
    It is 6:08 p.m. on April 53rd, and Jordan is just surfing the innernetz.
    Jordan then notices that POKEMANMASTER logged onto aim. Jordan decides to IM him using his aim account, Godlygodman.
    The conversation goes on,
    Godlygodman: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ.
    POKEMANMASTER: No, I'm more of a charmander guy... male... male charmanders are so hot... in both ways!
    Godlygodman: ORLY?
    POKEMANMASTER: YARLY.
    Godlygodman: SRSLY?
    POKEMANMASTER: SRSLY.
    Godlygodman: Omg... wanna trade pokemanz?
    POKEMANMASTER: But I don't know who you are?
    Godlygodman: I'll bring pokeman DVDs!
    POKEMANMASTER: OMG COME OVER NOW!!!

    Later, Jordan rings Rainbowface's doorbell, dressed as a pokeman.
    "OMG AM I DREAMING?" Rainbowface yells.
    "No, now let me see your DS so I can give you naked male pokemanz." Jordan disguised as a pokeman says.
    "OMG REALLY? OMG THANK YOU!" Rainbowface says.
    Jordan takes Rainbowface's DS, throws it on the ground and jumps on it 100 times.
    "AHSFGFHVIOYFVDBJPDNESBVBOMGGVDSERDRVBNMMKOOONNNGCDSDDDCADFTTHJIJNVHZWOPIP!" Said Rainbowface.
    Jordan then laughs very loud, and then he ran away.
    The next day, it is April 54th 7:24 a.m. and Cream Puff and Jordan are discussing what happened yesterday. Then, they go to Elliott.
    "Oh my god my dad got me up at 6:54 this morning and I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF!" Elliott says. "My dad just had to interrupt me while I was dreaming of trees! So go AWAY!"
    A bit later Danish shows up, and he has great news. "I just got voted best girl hair in the world! I even beat all the girls!"
    "Wow..." Jordan and Cream Puff both say holding back their laughter.
    Suddenly we all realized that Rainbowface didn't show up today, and everyone cheers, even the teachers.
    Later everyone gets home from school, but today was the homie parade, so many people that walked home did not survive, or got a severe case of HomieYOYODAWG-itus.
    The King of Donuts calls Elliott and says "YOYOYOYOYOYO DAWG YO WANA EET SUM KUPKAKES WIT ME YO DAWG YO?!"
    "You don't walk home." Elliott says.
    "YO Y U TRIPPIN BOY?! WANA TAKE TIS OUTSIDE ON THE STREETS YO?!" The king of donuts says.
    Elliott hangs up.
    Later on the tv...
    "HEY! Does your life suck? You want to lose weight but you just don't feel like it? Well get ready for your life to suck more because we got a product for you! It's the new fat-adder! It adds fat to everything! A steak! A sofa! And even a used car! This product usually goes for $100.00! But now it can be yours for only 7 easy payments of $49.99 + shipping and handling."
    "Want to join a FREE club? Well then we got a club just for you! Some of our activities include staring at the wall and eating plastic! Just listen to one of our satisfied members 'My life sucks... help me!' All you need to do is give us your name, address, phone number, credit card number, social security number, your bank account info, and your location of money in your house! And visit us at our website,
    www. NOT-A-VIRUS .com™"

    BREAKING NEWS
    "We have just heard that Rainbowface has gone emo after a random person came up to him and smashed his DS with his pokeman game. Whoever this person was will get a $10,000 reward for his bravery and act of kindness towards the people of the U.S."
    "I am so godly!" Jordan says.
    POKEMONMASTER logged onto aim again, so Jordan IMs him.

    Godlygodman: Haha.
    POKEMONMASTER: Wtf do you want?
    You made my life worse! I made my dad buy me a black DS, paint the house black, and get dark pokemanz.
    Godlygodman: So wanna trade pokemanz?
    POKEMONMASTER: Not falling for that again!
    Godlygodman: I'll bring pokeman DVDs!
    POKEMONMASTER: Nope.
    Godlygodman: I'll include a pokeman tissue box.
    POKEMONMASTER: OMG COME OVER NOW!

    And this cycle went on for the next 2 weeks. Oh and the king of donuts went over to Elliott's and sat on him, because of HomieYOYODAWG-itus. He didn't die, but 8 people each year die of HomieYOYODAWG-itus. You're really unlucky if you're one of those people.


    I'll fix the spacing whenever.